Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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