Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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