You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
did i walk over a car last night?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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