yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Terrible idea I love it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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