it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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