Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
