Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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