Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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