ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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