i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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