I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
this hospital has no fireball
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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