I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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