I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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