just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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