Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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