And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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