i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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