If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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