The maid of honor just puked.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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