question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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