I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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