So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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