i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
