bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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