Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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