i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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