i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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