he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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