I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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