My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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