My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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