this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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