Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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