the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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