She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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