I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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