Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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