We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
