Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize