Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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