Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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