I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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