for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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