first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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