In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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