There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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