Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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she peed on how many people?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
When are your genitals available?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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