Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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