i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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