the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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