"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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