Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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