And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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