who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
a search helicopter?!
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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