Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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