Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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