just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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